smart-sherman:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT


M FOR LEMON FLAVORED DONUT



luxurygoldgodess:

Im very devastated right now. Ive always been a fan of Robin Williams since childhood and his beautiful talent of acting will stay in my heart forever. R.I.P Robin Williams.

Petition to Kill Katy Perry’s Career

beachmm:

theblackamericanprincess:

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wait. wtf. I almost missed that disgusting recreation of edges and who is that woman? 




giantgagofficial:

Funny pictures of the day (45 pics) Voldemort Power Outlet


The King Cheetah is a rare mutation of the cheetah characterized by a distinct fur pattern. It was first noted in what was then Southern Rhodesia (modern-day Zimbabwe) in 1926. Although strangely marked pelts had come from Africa, a live king cheetah was not photographed until 1974 in South Africa’s Kruger National Park. It has been known to exist in Zimbabwe, Botswana and in the northern part of South Africa’s Transvaal province. A recessive gene must be inherited from both parents for this pattern to appear, which is one reason why it is so rare.


I.

To the girl in high school
who said my dark skin and stick legs
would never amount to anything -
thank you for the bullying.
It taught me beauty and confidence.

II.

To the parent
who never failed to let me know
they made a huge mistake -
thank you for my depression.
It drew me to the arts.

III.

To the boy I loved so great
and broke my heart -
thank you for the heartbreak.
It gave me my voice, the ink for my inspiration.

IV.

To the ex best friends who traded friendship for success
and stabbed me in the back with stilettos;
to the boys who had no intention in learning my name;
to the teachers who never looked twice at me
for lack of social popularity;
to the in crowd and queen bees who made me think
I was an outcast that needed your approval -

thank you for the cold shoulder,
for making me feel like I was nothing.
It pushed me to prove myself,
It drove me to make sure I’d never be less.

For after all has been said and done,
you will all be dead and forgotten.
And my bones, too, will decay
with the worms underneath the ground.
But my words, they will live on.

There are galaxies bursting inside me,
inside this empty chest.
And they are all screaming -
I exist. I exist. I EXIST.


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